Friends: Ross Geller’s Moist Maker Sandwich
Happy December! I’m so happy it’s finally December and that Christmas is only a few weeks away. I’ve been trying to pace myself as I recover from Thanksgiving. Since then, I’ve been working through bags of cough drops and cold/flu medication so I’m very sorry for the lack of posts. I do have some really exciting holiday recipes coming up for December so stay tuned for those. Until then, I hope you enjoy this recipe for Ross Geller’s Moist Maker sandwich from the show, Friends. This recipe is based on leftovers from Thanksgiving so it will be a lot of work to create all those components for this sandwich.
Joey: What’s wrong buddy?
Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich!
Chandler: Well, what did the police say?
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can’t believe someone ate it!
Chandler: Ross, it’s just a sandwich!
Ross: Just a sandwich? Look, I am 30 years old, I’m about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Someone ate the only good thing going on in my life!
Monica: Okay, look, I have enough stuff for one more sandwich, I mean I was going to eat it myself, but..
Ross: That-that would be incredible. Thank you so much. I-I still can’t believe someone ate it! I mean, look, I left a note and everything.
Chandler: Knock-knock. Who’s there? Ross Geller’s lunch. Ross Geller’s lunch, who? Ross Geller’s lunch, please don’t take me. Okay?
Joey: I’m surprised you didn’t go home wearing your lunch.
Ross: Yeah. You see my-my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. Her secret is, she puts a, an extra slice of gravy soaked bread in the middle; I call it the Moist Maker. Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here…
Dr. Leedbetter: Oh, you know what?
Ross: What?
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I’m sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Ross: You ate my sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Ross: Oh-oh really? Did you confuse it with your own turkey sandwich with a Moist Maker?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.
Ross: Do you perhaps seeing a note on top of it?
Dr. Leedbetter: There may have been a-a joke or a limerick of some kind.
Ross: That said it was my sandwich?!
Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.
Ross: What?
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!
Friends: Ross Geller's Moist Maker Sandwich
Ingredients
- Components
- 3 - slices of bread
- slices of leftover roast turkey
- slices of leftover glazed ham
- mashed potatoes
- gravy
- stuffing
- cranberry sauce
- mayonaise
Instructions
- Lightly toast two slices of bread and layer mayonnaise and cranberry sauce on both slices. Start to layer the ham and mashed potatoes. Toast the last slices of bread until golden and smother it in gravy until soaked through. Layer the moist maker in the middle of your sandwich and top with sliced turkey, stuffing, and the last slice of bread.
