Mary and Max: Max’s Weekly Meals

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My neighbour lvy is also an atheist. She doesn’t talk much but makes me very good soup on Sunday nights.  She is partly blind and sometimes I find her hair in my soup. Eeugh! I do not tell her as Dr Bernard Hazelhof
says this would be impolite. Here is a list of what I eat on the other nights.

Mondays – Glicks Potato Knish,

Tuesdays – Yiddels Noodle Kugel,

Wednesdays – Captain Salty’s Fishstix,

Thursdays – Yentls Cheezy Blintz

and Fridays – chicken nuggets.

On Saturday nights I create my own recipes. Last week I invented canned spaghetti hamburgers.

Recipes are like mathematical equations.

MAX AND MAX, 2009

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